et-saxophone-home:

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

This is the most beautiful post on Tumblr.

celestiol:

Sumatraanse tijger burgerszoo | by joke kok

celestiol:

Sumatraanse tijger burgerszoo | by joke kok
miss-nerdgasmz:

nowyoukno:

justanuntitledblog:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

I didn’t realize turning your significant other into a vampire was part of the criteria

It’s not. Here’s the criteria according to The National Domestic Abuse Hotline:
Does your partner ever….
>    Embarrass you with put-downs?>    Control what you do, who you see or talk to or where you go?>    Look at you or act in ways that scare you?>    Push you, slap you, choke you or hit you?>    Stop you from seeing your friends or family members?>    Control the money in the relationship? >    Make all of the decisions?>    Tell you that you’re a bad parent or threaten to take away your children?>    Prevent you from working or attending school?>    Act like the abuse is no big deal, deny the abuse or tell you it’s your fault?>    Destroy your property or threaten to kill your pets?>    Intimidate you with guns, knives or other weapons?>    Attempt to force you to drop criminal charges?>    Threaten to commit suicide, or threaten to kill you?

SEE ALSO: 50 SHADES OF GREY

miss-nerdgasmz:

nowyoukno:

justanuntitledblog:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

I didn’t realize turning your significant other into a vampire was part of the criteria

It’s not. Here’s the criteria according to The National Domestic Abuse Hotline:

Does your partner ever….

>    Embarrass you with put-downs?
>    Control what you do, who you see or talk to or where you go?
>    Look at you or act in ways that scare you?
>    Push you, slap you, choke you or hit you?
>    Stop you from seeing your friends or family members?
>    Control the money in the relationship? 
>    Make all of the decisions?
>    Tell you that you’re a bad parent or threaten to take away your children?
>    Prevent you from working or attending school?
>    Act like the abuse is no big deal, deny the abuse or tell you it’s your fault?
>    Destroy your property or threaten to kill your pets?
>    Intimidate you with guns, knives or other weapons?
>    Attempt to force you to drop criminal charges?
>    Threaten to commit suicide, or threaten to kill you?

SEE ALSO: 50 SHADES OF GREY

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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Last #selfie in the apartment. Goodbye Lakeland!

Last #selfie in the apartment. Goodbye Lakeland!

deardeerdeath asked:
Sorry if I freaked you out at Walmart, It was really cool to meet you btw. I really do hope you have a good trip to Seattle!

No worries at all, man, that made my day! Thank you, friend.

Love you, Fathah!

Love you, Fathah!

Okay guys. Today’s the day. Phase 2 of the journey. We’re leaving for Seattle. I still feel like there so much to do but the time has come and we have to move on. It’s been an adventure living in Florida and I’ll never forget it or the dope individuals I’ve met here.
Everything I own is shoved in my little car and we’re going to drive over 3,000 miles.
Wish us luck!

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If you’re poor, the only way you’re likely to injure someone is the old traditional way: artisanal violence, we could call it – by hands, by knife, by club, or maybe modern hands-on violence, by gun or by car.

But if you’re tremendously wealthy, you can practice industrial-scale violence without any manual labor on your own part. You can, say, build a sweatshop factory that will collapse in Bangladesh and kill more people than any hands-on mass murderer ever did, or you can calculate risk and benefit about putting poisons or unsafe machines into the world, as manufacturers do every day. If you’re the leader of a country, you can declare war and kill by the hundreds of thousands or millions. And the nuclear superpowers – the US and Russia – still hold the option of destroying quite a lot of life on Earth.

So do the carbon barons. But when we talk about violence, we almost always talk about violence from below, not above.

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Great article about our little town’s Great Education following the death notice of our old pal Hoot… or was it Coot?

Great article about our little town’s Great Education following the death notice of our old pal Hoot… or was it Coot?

Visited with Gigsley!

Visited with Gigsley!